AND YOU THOUGHT THE GUY IN THE TUB WAS A WASTREL: Veterans Department Inspector-General pretty much ran the table in scathing report pointing out ways VA officials wasted tax dollars at the two “Patton parody” conferences: $16,500 for “Happy Face” videos of bureaucrats doing karaoke, $184,000 for breakfast sandwiches for bureaucrats being reimbursed for meals, $20,000 for bottles of water, and on and on and on and ….