HE’S A WITCH! BURN HIM! Oh, wait — “Christopher Pohle, of New Canaan, was falsely identified as an AIG employee who received a retention bonus, State Representative John W. Hetherington, said in a news release Thursday. To be clear, everyone, he did not get a bonus. Pohle is demanding that the State of Connecticut, including the Attorney General and the legislature’s Banks Committee, apologize and issue a retraction.”

But the government folks were exercising due diligence: “State officials obtained the names from media accounts about the bonuses.”