I DIDN’T KNOW THEY HAD A MOVEON CHAPTER DOWNUNDER:

After emerging from Friday prayers at Lakemba Mosque today, Sheik al-Hilali was asked by a media pack whether he would quit over a speech in which he said scantily-dressed women invited rape.

“After we clean the world of the White House first,” the sheik said.

Supporters of the sheik cheered and applauded loudly at the comments, which were directed firmly at US President George W Bush.

All sins are pardonable, apparently, so long as one is sufficiently anti-Bush. It’s a religion that transcends religious divisions. Bush: A uniter, not a divider!