“CORSET-PIERCING:” Not an urban legend (heck, I knew that, and I don’t stay in close touch with the fetish community these days), but not terribly appealing, either. But there’s this added attraction: “They usually can’t heal properly because they are a surface piercing in an area prone to rejection and they use a type of jewelry that isn’t really suitable for permanent use in the area.”

Whatever turns you on, I always say.