MORE CHRISTMAS ETIQUETTE:

When is it considered socially acceptable to joke to a stranger that people like you should all be dead?

Answer: When you find out someone is a lawyer. . . .

Now, you could substitute any group for lawyers in that joke, and I’m sure the joke has had many versions over the years, used to express hostility to all sorts of groups. But the only version I’ve ever heard is aimed at lawyers, because apparently it’s just perfectly fine to say anything nasty you want about lawyers. But here I am, buying Christmas presents at the man’s store. How about a little “Merry Christmas”? Or even “Happy Holidays”? What the hell, I’d settle for “Seasons Greetings”?

Indeed.