LUCKILY, JOE WON’T REMEMBER IT BY TOMORROW: Bad Night For Joe Biden As Republican Glenn Youngkin Wins Virginia; New Jersey Governor Wants “Every Vote” Counted In Tight Race.

Election live updates: In N.J., Gov. Phil Murphy remains in tight race with GOP challenger Jack Ciattarelli.

Related: A bad omen for Democrats and 4 other election night takeaways.

UPDATE: From a friend:

Q. Why did the Dems lose in Virginia?

A. The fake ballots were printed in China and they’re all still stuck on a ship waiting in LA harbor!

Heh.