JAMES LILEKS’ WEDNESDAY REVIEW OF MODERN THOUGHT:

I’m pro-mask, inasmuch as i wear one because I figure it provides a certain amount of protection about worrying what would happen if I didn’t want one.

But this is just a bit much, no?

THIS IS MY FACE MASK, THIS IS MY GUN

ONE IS FOR SIGNALLING, ONE IS FOR FUN

Indeed. Although it’s an interesting choice of a paraphrase by Dr. Faust, considering how things worked out for one of the Marines who uttered that phrase in Full Metal Jacket. Several additional examples of “modern thought,” or the lack thereof, at the above link.