WELL: Apple security chief Thomas Moyer indicted in concealed firearm permit bribery case. “According to the Santa Clara County District Attorney’s Office, Apple Chief Security Officer Thomas Moyer and insurance broker Harpreet Chadha were accused of offering bribes to Santa Clara Undersheriff Rick Sung and Captain James Jensen to receive concealed firearm (CCW) permits.”

Normally, I’d cut anyone slack for doing whatever they think is necessary to try and get a CCW in California, but then there’s this from 2016: Apple Removes The Gun Emoji, Replaces It With A Squirt Gun.