WATCH: Chicago Looters Use U-Haul to Ransack a Mall, a Tesla Dealership, a Walgreens.

Not the Babylon Bee: Woman Shouts ‘I Can’t Breathe’ As She Loots Luxury Clothing Store In Chicago.

Fortunately, Mayor Lightfoot has the city under control. Or not: ‘She did chase away the gays:’ Richard Grenell torches Lori Lightfoot for threatening sunbathers but ignoring looters.

That’s likely not much of a stretch in Lightfoot’s mind; she apparently believes protestors have COVID immunity, based on this tweet last month:

That was also around the time that Lightfoot determined that the biggest problem facing her city was the Bad Orange Man:

Related: Politico enters full “Republicans pounce!” mode: Facing bleak November, Republicans look to stoke BLM backlash.