WHO HAD SOVIET CANNIBAL ANTS ON THEIR BINGO CARD FOR 2020? One Million Cannibal Ants Trapped in Soviet Nuclear Bunker Have Escaped.
Of course, note this is Newsweek, not the Babylon Bee, so not nearly as reliable. And also that a million Ants isn’t that much of a mass…. Or a problem. I probably have those many in my garden right now.