ANNALS OF LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY: Editor of progressive newspaper celebrated protestors—then they stormed and trashed her office.
Exit quote: “I’m devastated. We are a progressive newspaper. Last night I was inside when the first brick was thrown.”
UPDATE: “Flashback to Moscow, 1937: ‘Dear Comrade Stalin: Please tell me what I’ve done wrong and how I can atone. Here in the Lubyanka, I await your wise judgment.’”