THIS WILL END WELL:

No word yet if Los Angeles is employing the Knowledgeable Actors Reporting Edict Noncompliance (KAREN) system that America’s Newspaper of Record reported that Bill de Blasio experimented with last month in Manhattan.

Related: Woman Dictating LA County Shutdowns Isn’t a Medical Doctor, Paid More than $500K. “Dr. Ferrer received her Ph.D. in Social Welfare from Brandeis University, a Master of Arts in Public Health from Boston University, a Master of Arts in Education from the University of Massachusetts, Boston, and a Bachelor of Arts in Community Studies from the University of California, Santa Cruz.”