OKAY, THIS IS WRONG ON SEVERAL COUNTS. FOR ONE, THOUGH PORTUGUESE-SPEAKERS CAN UNDERSTAND SPANISH SPEAKERS, THE ABILITY NEVER REVERSES. SECOND, ENGLISH IS NOT A NIGHTMARE FOR FOREIGN LEARNERS, IT’S INTUITIVELY OBVIOUS. THIRD, KNOWING ENGLISH I COULD GET QUITE A BIT OF DUTCH, AND THE FOLK DIALECT FROM THE GERMAN REGION OF KOLN (COLOGNE.) BUT IT IS FUNNY:  English Is Not Normal.