WASN’T THERE A GILLIGAN’S ISLAND EPISODE LIKE THIS, WHERE IT WAS JUST GILLIGAN MESSING UP THE PROFESSOR’S TIDE GAUGE AND THEY THOUGHT THE ISLAND WAS SINKING? Tidalgate: Climate Alarmists Caught Faking Sea Level Rise.

Why yes, yes there was: Quick, Before It Sinks. “The Professor, relying solely on a measuring stick (while ignoring the unchanging shoreline) to conclude that the island is sinking, displays astoundingly poor deductive skills and a questionable knowledge of geology.”