THE FIRST THING WE DO, LET’S KILL ALL THE PAKISTANI LAWYERS: Three die as marauding Pakistan lawyers rampage through cardiac hospital. “Lahore government official Kamran Ali told Reuters the lawyers were enraged by an earlier incident where doctors allegedly beat a lawyer at the hospital over his refusal to get in a queue of patients. The lawyers were particularly angry that the doctors filmed and shared the beating on social media, he said.”

Well, this will repair the reputation of the bar, no doubt.