WE NEED A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SHUTDOWN OF APPLE TV UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THERE: Alt-History For All Mankind Lauds Feminist ‘President’ Ted Kennedy.

This plot-point sounds awfully derivative of Robert Harris’ 1992 alt-history novel Fatherland, which used Ted’s dad, “President Joseph P. Kennedy,” as a supporting player. No word yet if in For All Mankind’s alternative history, ‘President’ Ted Kennedy still enjoyed his share of “waitress sandwiches” with his fellow Democrats.

Meanwhile, back on this planet earth: From Chappaquiddick to Tranquility Base in One Weekend. Fifty years later, a look back at a moon landing and a vehicular homicide that epitomized the age.