“THIS IS WHAT BURGER KING GETS FOR TRYING TO MAKE INROADS WITH VEGANS:” Vegan Sues Burger King Because Impossible Burgers Are Contaminated with Actual Meat. “I hope this serves as a lesson to corporate America: You just can’t please vegans, because if they were capable of happiness, they wouldn’t be vegans. You can’t cater to them — in this case literally — because their entire philosophy is anti-human. They’re ashamed of their own existence on this planet, and that shame has turned them into totalitarian wackjobs. Trying to sell things to them will only backfire. Your best option is just to ignore them.”

Vegans should just be grateful for not being pantsed on sight. Veganism is stupid and immoral, and mostly a marker for mental illness or deficiency.

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