IT WOULD TAKE A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH: “Greta Thunberg has traveled halfway to Chile, but will need to turn back to make the COP25 summit after it was moved to Spain. The activist, who refuses to fly due to high levels of emissions from air travel, has put out a transportation plea on Twitter.”

As Twitchy notes, “What the carbon footprint of her failed trip? We already know that her original trip involved flying crew members all over the place to reposition the yacht. And now this?… And this, campers, is why we don’t let 16-year-olds set public policy.”