JIM TREACHER IS ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS ABOUT THE AL-BAGHDADI RAID:
Initial reports overstated the severity of the dog’s wounds, and she’s already back on duty. And although her name isn’t being released, her face is now famous…Seriously, though, I just have a few questions for this war hero:
- Who’s a good girl?
- Are you a good girl?
- Wanna go outside?
- Who is a good, good girl?
Sorry, cat-lovers, but you’ll never feel this sort of pride. Cats are useless on the battlefield. A cat would’ve just stared at al-Baghdadi as he ran away. A cat might’ve even helped him! Cats are cute, but you just can’t trust ’em when it counts.
Indeed. Read the whole thing.