AS ALWAYS, LIFE IMITATES WKRP IN CINCINNATI: Katie Hill, the Decidedly Non-Milfolicious Brazen Strumpet Representing California’s 25th District, Denies Affair With Male Staffer, Does Not Deny Affair With Female Staffer. “I think she’s not denying the affair with the woman because RedState posted a picture of her brushing the much, much younger staffer’s hair when she herself was completely naked. Kind of hard to make up an innocent story to explain that.”

“…but the senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.”

Related: House Ethics Committee to Investigate Katie Hill’s Alleged Relationship With Staffer.