July 21, 2019

21st CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: Woman plans to marry 91-year-old chandelier.

A British woman says she has several love interests, but none of them can hold a candle to Lumiere — a 91-year-old chandelier she plans to marry, according to a report.

Amanda Liberty, 35, who changed her last name from Whittaker during a prior long-distance relationship with the Statue of Liberty, is ready to finally settle down with the light of her life, the Mirror reports.

Liberty, of Leeds, who identifies as an objectum sexual, is putting the spotlight on the little-known attraction to inanimate objects, according to the outlet.

The bride-to-be said she has been in an open relationship with multiple light fixtures, but decided to get hitched to Lumiere, which she regards as female.

She acknowledges that she can’t marry her suspended sweetie in the traditional sense, but insists that her love is valid.

Clearly, there’s only person in America, perhaps the world, who can officiate this wedding.

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