YOUR DAILY TREACHER: Four Reasons Marianne Williamson Will Be the 46th POTUS.

I don’t think she can win, and I’m wrong about everything. You guys know how terrible I am at predicting things. I completely botched the 2016 election, and if anything, since then I’ve only gotten dumber. So if my gut feeling is that Marianne Williamson doesn’t have a chance in hell… she’s a shoo-in!

As for the rest of the women running for president? Sorry, ladies. #WeStan4Marianne!

Heh. Read the whole thing.™

UPDATE: Her defense policy will be amazing:

Found via Jonah Goldberg, who tweets, “Whoa. I’d like to see some paperwork on how love won the Battle of Stalingrad.”

[Update from Glenn deleted due to error.]