LIBERATED GRIFT: A third of women only date men because of the free food: study. “‘Foodie calls,’ can happen when money’s tight, the grocery store is out of a favorite frozen meal, or a must-try entree is just too extravagant to justify — when the tab comes out of your own bank account. . . . The researchers — Brian Collisson, Jennifer Howell, and Trista Harig of Azusa Pacific University and UC Merced — also noted that the woman who felt dating for food was socially acceptable were more likely to exhibit the ‘dark triad’ of personality traits. That’s ‘psychopathy, Machiavellianism, and narcissism’ for those without a PhD in psych.”

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