JUST TO GET AHEAD OF THE STORY, I WAS NEVER THERE AND ESKIMOS ARE NOTORIOUSLY UNRELIABLE EYEWITNESSES: Special counsel Robert Mueller’s highly anticipated report handed off to Department of Justice.

UPDATE: Just got this from the DOJ Press Office:

ANOTHER UPDATE: I don’t know why the ABC link above is returning a 404. It worked when I posted this. But this appears to be an updated version. “Special counsel Robert Mueller’s much-anticipated report – the product of nearly two years of investigation – will not include any further indictments, according to a senior Department of Justice official.”