DAVE BARRY’S YEAR IN REVIEW: Is there anything good we can say about 2018?

We can summarize 2018 in two words:

It boofed.

We’re not 100 percent sure what “boofing” is, despite the fact that this very issue was discussed in a hearing of the United States Senate Judiciary Committee. All we know for certain about boofing is that it is distasteful and stupid.

As was 2018.

Boof, err, sorry, read the whole thing.