‘NO APARTMENT FOR YOU, CONSERVATIVE!’ Pardes Seleh, Ideological Hobo: “Hey all you Bake The Cake, Bigot people: it’s time to stand up for Pardes Seleh. You know about the Law of Merited Impossibility: ‘It will never happen, and when it does, you people will deserve it.’ Well, I think we have here the Corollary Of The Ideological Hobo: It will never happen, and when it does, you deserve to sleep on the street.”

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