PLAYBOY MODEL ARRESTED FOR BLASPHEMOUS NAKED CRUCIFIXION PHOTO SHOOT IN FRONT OF VATICAN.

Yawn. Get back to me when you pose in Mecca. Or heck, simply Egypt.

UPDATE (From Ed): What can I say? It was a clickbait headline, and I failed to read to the very end of the article:

This is the second time the Playmate’s been arrested for posing naked in public, the first being at the Karnak Temple Complex in Egypt.

Written in haste, repent at leisure; we regret the error.