YOUNG ADULT WEBSITE VOX.COM REALLY DELIVERING THE HOME RUNS THESE DAYS:

● Shot: Why women have better sex under socialism, according to an anthropologist.

—Headline, Vox.com, today. As Iowahawk tweets in response, “Oooh yeah comrade, you slip into that burlap nightie and I’ll put on some Barry Whiteov and then it’s time for some sexy sexy Marxian dialectic.”

● Chaser:

—Found via Twitchy: ‘Hot take alert’! Matt Yglesias’ case for President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez must be seen to be believed.

Of course, it’s Matt Yglesias, and as he himself has admitted, there’s no reason to believe anything you’ve seen from him:
(Classical reference in headline.)