HOW THE PRINCIPAL STOLE CHRISTMAS: “Principal Jennifer Sinclair of Manchester Elementary School in Elkhorn, Neb., figured the best way to accomplish this goal was to issue an edict in the name of being ‘inclusive and culturally sensitive.’ According to USA Today, Sinclair ‘banned Christmas-related items – including candy canes, reindeer and the traditional Christmas colors red and green.’”

Grinch-like SJWs ruin everything.