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December 6, 2018

NEVER BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT — EVEN WITH YOUR MOTHER: Mother shoots son who pulled out samurai sword during argument, Fort Worth police say.

Didn’t we learn anything from Raiders of the Lost Ark?

(Found via Iowahawk, who tweets, “This deserves to be a Christmas movie classic.”)