HEADLINES FROM 2009: WaPo Goes All In On Socialism With An Attack On Capitalism:

Stepping in to fill the void is Steven Pearlstein, columnist for the Washington Post. Apparently noticing people becoming rather nervous about the prospect of socialism taking over our government, Pearlstein has arrived to calm their fears with a column explaining why capitalism isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. He lays out “Five Myths About Capitalism,” apparently to ease your transition into a socialist lifestyle.

Get back to me when he convinces Bezos to toss the keys to Amazon over to the government, and then we’ll talk.

(Classical allusion in headline.)