THE NHL’S NEWEST MASCOT IS WHAT NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF: “If I do attend a Flyers game this year, you can bet I’ll be keeping my head on a swivel the whole time. Because if this thing skates up to me and gets his beard within four feet of me, I may as well sign up for therapy from here until 2055 to undo all the damage:”
The horror. The horror.