BET THEY MISS THIS PART: G̶l̶o̶b̶a̶l̶ ̶w̶a̶r̶m̶e̶n̶i̶s̶t̶s̶ Educators who treat Earth Day like The Holiest Day Of All probably leave out this fun part:

On September 9, 1977, Ira Einhorn, one of Earth Day’s co-founders, lured his ex (the ‘ex’ portion occurring pre-brutal murder) girlfriend, Holly Maddux, to his apartment and killed her in a heartbroken rage. Though, he did choose to dispose of the body by composting her. So at least he’s consistent.