MILLION$ GIVEN TO BUSH-CLINTON KATRINA RELIEF FUND NOW UNACCOUNTED-FOR: You’ve heard the one about the guy who turned everything he touched into gold? With the Clintons, everything turns to gold … for them.

Charles Ortel, who looks increasingly like the corporate watchdog Ralph Nader should have been, pored over the Clinton Foundation’s public filings once again and what he found illustrates how doing good can so easily hide opportunities to do very well for oneself. Next Question: Didn’t the Bush presidents know with whom they were dealing?