AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A SIGMA ALPHA EPSILON PARTY! Air Tests Positive for Alcohol at Frat House:

Indoor air at a Maryland frat house tested positive for alcohol.

The booze-filled party location’s air was found to have an alcohol concentration of 0.01. 0.08 is the legal blood alcohol limit for driving.

The home was the American University’s home for  Sigma Alpha Epsilon, WJLA reports.

Pretty sure Steve Green would call those guys pikers.