DRUNK PHILLY REPORTER HAD JUST ONE DRINK. OKAY, MAYBE FIVE:

Campbell was apparently concerned she may have been drugged—how else to explain her belligerent behavior on the street? Because those multiple drinks and shots couldn’t have possibly caused her to hurl those insults at law enforcement, could they? Without knowing what chemicals were in Campbell’s system, I am going to agree with her theory. Someone did put something in her drink. And that something was alcohol.

Unless your name is Steve Green, don’t try this at home, kids. Bad things can happen — very bad things. (Language warning, needless to say):