ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISED TO LEARN THIS? Today’s American men are weaker than their dads. And this is sad: “But today, older millennial men and women are roughly equal when it comes to grip strength.”

I’m stronger than my dad ever was — he didn’t lift — but less otherwise athletic, since he went to college on a basketball scholarship, and my hoop skills are, well, pathetic. (I can shoot pretty well, but I’m not very good as a dribbler.) But I’m not a millennial. And my grip strength is way, way better than the Insta-wife’s. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.