December 27, 2016

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE! (CONT’D): Woman accused of having sex with a Dachshund. Okay, to be fair, I doubt it was rape since what I’ve observed of dog behavior suggests that they’re not too fussy.

Related: Police: Woman recorded herself having sex with two dogs. In both cases, I don’t see why this isn’t constitutionally protected “intimate behavior” under Lawrence v. Texas.