WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW : Molson Coors Created an Amazon Dash Button for Beer.

The U.S. may lead the world in beer innovation, but the U.K. might have an edge when it comes to beer buying. Molson Coors brand Carling just unveiled a beer-ordering button for British fans, similar to Amazon Dash, that automatically orders a case of the blonde lager. Like Amazon Dash buttons, which can automatically order the foods that would accompany Carling (namely Doritos and Red Bull), or help clean up after you clean out a case a Carling, this beer button connects to your phone and helps you place an order.

It does fall a step short of Amazon’s one-click purchasing, however, as the beer button only places the Carling in an online shopping cart for one of the five retailers available. You’re also, very unfortunately, limited to Carling. You’ve maybe heard of Carling Black Label, a Canadian classic — depending who you ask. But this is the Canadian brewery’s U.K. offering, a four percent ABV adjunct (rice or corn) lager that’s received a score of 64 out of 100 on BeerAdvocate.com. That’s good enough for a “Poor” rating. The review scale on RateBeer.com is less generous, giving Carling a 1 out of 100. And no, that’s not the top score.

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The headline was much better than the story.