THAT ’70S HOME: Kitsch house that hasn’t changed in 47 years goes up for sale with all original furniture, an 8-track player and a toaster that pops out of the wall.

James Lileks’ 2004 book on hideous 1970s design Interior Desecrations came with a stern warning that it was not a how-to guide, but apparently somebody didn’t get the message. (Or more likely, it was far too late to warn them.) Which is why, if the Karova Milk Bar from A Clockwork Orange is closed for the night and Alex and his Droogs need a place to crash, this place is it.

(And I agree entirely with Lileks’ warning entirely, but I still think it would be fun to throw caution to the wind and build the 2001-inspired bathroom from his book.)