MILLENNIALS ARE TOTALLY MIXED UP ABOUT WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN: “Step forward and stand tall, millennials, your moment has come at last,” Kyle Smith writes at the New York Post. “The baby boomers are starting to retire. Generation X is turning tired and gray. But millennials are now the single largest bloc of citizens and workers, 80 million strong. The keys to the country are in your hands. Please don’t drive it into a ditch.”

Or further into the ditch than it already it is.