BREXIT: WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

Shot: “Outside the EU, Britain can fly to new heights as a global trading power,” the London Telegraph predicts.

Chaser: “Defiant Obama tells Britain it WILL be at the back of the queue for a US trade deal after Brexit as world leaders gather at G20,” the London Daily Mail reports.

To be fair, the punitive lame duck president is always looking for new wreckers and hoarders to throw into the back of the bus — or under it.