THE HORROR. THE HORROR. BLOOMBERG’S BETSY FISCHER MARTIN TRIGGERED IN THE FRIENDLY SKIES, tries to get United pilot fired for allegedly directing passengers via the airplane’s PA system “to pay attention ‘to the pretty young ladies in the aisle’ for safety instructions.”

Geez, why can’t she attempt to get rocket scientists fired because of their shirts or roll Indiana pizza parlors like normal socialist justice warriors with bylines? I’m so old I remember when journalists simply reported the news rather trying to whip up Internet hate mobs.