PEAK GUARDIAN REACHED:

Sarah Marsh alerts Guardian readers to yet another workplace hazard, i.e., the dangers of cake:

It’s 10.30am on a Monday and already the smell of cakes is wafting towards your desk. The colleague, who usually does a spot of baking over the weekend, has been up all night making cupcakes and an email has just flown around about their latest goodies.

Yes, it’s a tale of horror.

Later in the day another email pings into your inbox, this time it’s an update – there’s still some cake left and also sweets have been purchased.

Sweets? A second email? Why, it’s practically harassment.

And it’s always the same people who bring in the treats (you know the ones I mean).

Those bitches, trying to make the day a little more fun by sharing baked fancies with their workmates.

No doubt, it won’t be easy for the Guardian to top this level of moral indignity, but if any publication can…

Update: Link corrected.