TO CELEBRATE WINNING 1,237, TRUMP EATS MCDONALD’S, HAS DIET COKE: “This photo was not just funny because Trump is eating McDonalds — it’s also rather ironic because The Donald is on record mocking Diet Coke. In October 2012, he tweeted, ‘I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.’ Is he mocking himself, as he celebrates his nomination victory?”

Even before the dawn of the TV era, the candidate with the better sense of humor has tended to win – FDR versus Hoover, Truman versus Dewey, Ike versus Stevenson, JFK versus Nixon, Reagan versus Carter, etc.

And now it’s Trump versus Margaret Dumont*. Well, the next several months won’t lack for entertainment, no matter what the outcome.

* Yes I know, that’s an insult to the real Margaret Dumont, who actually was quite funny as the honorary Fifth Marx Brother, unlike the scolding Dowager of Chappaqua.