DOG BITES MAN: Spring Break: The Worst Time To Be A Hotel Maid In Florida. I mean, who could have seen this coming?

But they do mention this: “Though the H-2B visa—for which Florida and Texas are top destinations—is designed to supplement industrial-sector firms that cannot find enough ‘qualified’ U.S. workers, critics say the rules are so lax the system has become a back door for unregulated, but nominally legal, migrant labor.” Do tell.