SHOCK: HILLARY VOWS TO CLOSE HALF OF AMERICAN SCHOOLS! Clinton: ‘I Wouldn’t Keep Any School Open That Wasn’t Doing A Better Than Average Job.’

So this is either Hillary vowing to be not just the most uncompromising wartime President in United States history, but America’s most uncompromising education president as well — or far more likely, it’s her turn to imitate Chevy Chase’s classic “It was my understanding that there would be no math” moment from the earlier, funnier days of Saturday Night Live.