IT’S COME TO THIS: Only person to have conducted sit-down interviews with both Obama and Hillary in 2015 is self-proclaimed “Queen of YouTube” GloZell Green, best known for eating cereal out of a bathtub of milk that she was bathing in, The Hill notes.

The media could punish Hillary for her lack of interviews via plenty of negative reporting (or perhaps even worse, reporting on her less often), but they haven’t and won’t — because they’re fundamentally Democratic operatives with bylines, not objective journalists, to coin an Insta-phrase.