IRAN: SIMPLY OBAMA SUPPORTERS IN A HURRY:

Shot: “Iranian Hackers Infiltrated New York Dam in 2013.”

—The Wall Street Journal, Sunday.

Chaser: “Today’s liberals don’t show enthusiasm for airports or dams — or anything that may kick up some dirt. Deputy Assistant Secretary of the Interior Deanna Archuleta, for example, promised a Las Vegas audience: ‘You will never see another federal dam.’”

—Joel Kotkin, “How Liberalism self-destructed,” the Politico, November 19, 2010.

Or maybe the Iranians simply wanted to test out the power of their American Express cards. After all, “When you take out a dam, that’s a real victory:”