TO BE FAIR, THE NFL HAS A LOT OF EXPERIENCE DEALING WITH SERIOUS CONCUSSIONS AND AGING, INJURED PLAYERS:

A longtime Hillary Clinton aide reached out to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell and former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-Tenn.) after the former secretary of State sustained a head injury in late 2012.

“[S]peaking of your cracked head, I reached out to both the Nfl commish (I remembered that his dad held your Senate seat) and Bill Frist,” longtime aide Philippe Reines told Clinton in an email on Christmas Eve of 2012.

As always, real life trumps satire. At least, I think these Washington Free Beacon articles on Hillary’s rather shaky health are satire…

Related: “Emails show Clinton staff asked NFL for help spinning her concussion, the State Department blacked out its list of Hillary’s ‘achievements’ and Madame Secretary couldn’t find ‘Homeland’ on her TV” — all you can do when faced with a dowager train wreck like that is to simply Roll On Laugh Flooring